Is it just me or does the old swimming coach from free! looks like Syo from UtaPri in 40 years?
Arresting Officer: Matsuoka Rin
how the ED ought to have gone
keep him wet…. (¬‿¬)
the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”
I don’t think singing J-Pop is the only thing Dirk is good at…
#LIKE LOOK AT HIM #FUCKING LOOK AT HIM #HE’S SO CONVINCED THAT THAT’S THE TRUTH #IT’S MY JOB SAMMY #IT’S BEEN MY JOB SINCE THE MINUTE I CARRIED YOU OUT OF OUR BURNING HOUSE #DAD TOLD ME IT’S MY JOB SAMMY #DON’T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME SAMMY #IT’S ALL I’VE GOT #IT’S ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO #IT’S ALL I’VE BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST 30 YEARS #IT’S MY JOB[x]
Disney movie where the prince is forced to meet a bunch of girls to find one to marry and he gets bored and flees to the kitchen where he finds a sassy kitchen boy his own age and he likes him and they start hanging out and fall in love PLZ
i think you just described merlin
My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.
Dude. It’s genius.
I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.
this was no accident
Somebody send flowers to the architect
benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth
this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care
things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with
things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus